Guide to Festival Fortunes Text

 The Spring Festival has 5 new deeds for finding 50 Fortunes.  You receive the fortunes from eating the Extra Deliciously Tasty Biscuits. Each fortune is different. Here's what they have to say:

Festival Fortunes: Oddly Familiar

1. Bah, that would only have been a scratch…come again!
2. Truly, your heart holds no fear, brother.
3. Dance three is the step here.
4. There has been a rash of rancid pies all across the Shire.
5. Did you hear that, Wanetta? Asphodel said yes!
6. Tra la, tra la, tra lilly, tra la.
Red with blood...
Where life has fled
Pretty flowers...
So bright red...

La la, la lilly, la la....
7. I hope the last Prince comes and saves me soon. I’m scared!
8. You hear: ‘This is not the place. Go north.’
9. I bring terror to the sties of Budgeford. These sties are mine! Ba ha ha ha…fear my wrath, Bolgers of Budgeford!
10. Are you trying to kill yourself? Get out of the water before you drown!

Completing this Deed gives you the title: Same Old Song

Festival Fortunes: A Storyteller's Snippets

11. ‘Thag you very buch!’
12. 'I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.'
13. ‘It is a dangerous business, going out of your door.’
14. ‘You step onto the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.’
15. ‘What have I got in my pocket?’
16. NO ADMITTANCE EXCEPT ON PARTY BUSINESS.
17. ‘I have called you all together for a purpose.’
18. ‘I’ll do as I choose and go as I please.’
19. 'Mr. Bilbo Baggins has gone away; as far as I know, for good.'
20. ‘And he lived happily ever after, to the end of his days.’

Completing this Deed gives you the title: The Peculiar

Festival Fortunes: Fateful Foretellings

21. An old love will come back to you!
22. Wonderful luck will come your way today.
23. Terrible luck will come your way today.
24. You cannot pass!
25. The dark fire will not avail you.
26. Time for some thrilling heroics.
27. All signs point to maybe.
28. Quit pestering me!
29. Make your request later.
30. Reply hazy…best to try again.

Completing this Deed gives you the title: Writing on the Wall

Festival Fortunes: Excellent Advice

31. Hungry? Have another biscuit.
32. Beware of very deep holes.
33. Watch out for cliffs and high places, because you could sustain great injuries if you fall.
34. Watch out for Black Riders.
35. Thirsty? Have another Perry’s Porter.
36. You should carry food with you in case you get hungry.
37. What about a bit of rope? You’ll want it, if you haven’t got it.
38. Shadows are darker than most places, so you will not be able to see as much when standing in them.
39. Always look up! A tree branch could fall on you at any time. But watch where you walk in the meantime; you don’t want to trip.
40. Boars are viscious! Avoid them at all costs. Especially the boars in Evendim.

Completing this Deed gives you the title: The Enlightened

Festival Fortunes: An Adventurer's Song

41. The road goes ever on and on…
42. …Down from the door where it began…
43. …Now far ahead the Road has gone…
44. …And I must follow…
45. …if I can.
46. …Pursuing it with eager feet…
47. …Until it joins some larger way…
48. …Where many paths and errands meet…
49. …And whither then…?
50. …I cannot say.

Completing this Deed gives you the title: The Poetical

--Henay 19:56, 24 March 2010 (UTC)