User:Bigsexy/BigSexy

From LOTRO Lorebook

BigSexy
BigSexy
Noble Society of the Ancients
World:	Windfola
Vocation:	Explorer
Class:	Champion
Race:	Man
Region:	Rohan
Age:	29 for eternity
Height:	Big
Sex:	Male
Skin:	Tan
Hair:	Blonde
Eye:	Piercing Blue

Physical Description: He's big... and sexy.

Personality Description:

[edit] Bio

After Eru created the Ainur, the Ainur made in harmony together a Great Music which filled the Void and created the heavens and the earth. It was nice, but it didn’t “pop”... it had no sizzle.

Eru threw on a couple Sinatra tunes, followed by some classic Prince, and had them try again. What came next was a Jazz-Funk fusion (aka Junk) that blew the room away. I mean they were swinging. This begat a universe coated in Sexy. So much Sexy in fact, that it threatened to suffocate all that was not Sexy.

Eru knew the meaning of balance, there is no light without dark, no good without evil, and no sexy without old guys who wear sandals with socks. So he decided to collect the sexy and concentrate it into an entity, so that he could bring Sexy to the masses, and so that non-sexy could also exist. Thus was born BigSexy.

How BigSexy manages to stay an eternal 29 is a mystery. Some say it is that he does not celebrate his birthday, but simply the anniversary of his 29th birthday. In a galaxy far far away, some suggested it was his extremely high pimpichlorian count and his cool pimpiwans. Still others theorize that since he has gone from parallel universe to parallel universe, that it has created a slipstream in the space-time continuum, and he simply surfs the wave.

So stay sexy Middle Earth. BigSexy’s got your back.

[edit] Friends and Enemies

[edit] Family:

[edit] Friends:

Buttercup	Daggon	Daggonator	Edhelion
Ernie	Greensleeves	Kalhach	Laury
Marianna	Polyhymnia	Rockhead	SchattenJaeger
Sunyi	Theograd	Washburn

[edit] Enemies:

• People who wear socks with sandals
• Spandex on the un-sexy
• People who claim to represent sexy but are actually the antisexy (e.g. Justin Timberlake)
• Fumaroles
• Goblins
• Whiny/emo elven NPCs (e.g. A shadow is upon my spirit)

[edit] Gossip

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