User:Dclary/AxxonJaxxon

From LOTRO Lorebook

[edit] Description

Physical Description: Dashing! Dapper! Handsome and round. Furry on top, furry on the feet. Just like you like it, lassy.

Personality Description: In the great tradition of the Tooks, and certain Brandybucks and Baggins, Axxon Jaxxon is a grand master in the ancient art of buffet farming. He enjoys a good meal, a good smoke, and a good woman. In fact, many of each, in any order.

• vocation=Creator of Fine Orc-Extermination Devices
• class=Retriever of Expensive Objects

[edit] Bio

Not much is known about the 3rd most famous hobbit ever born outside a pub in Little Delving. He learned his way with a blade the hard way: attacked by ruffians in the night as just a lad. The ruffians spoke of Sharku, and Axxon will not rest, will not tire, and will not fail until he finds this Sharku, and returns the favor.

[edit] Friends and Enemies

[edit] Friends:

Celebdraug, the elf. Humans Dyral Cdiva and the sisters Ghealach and Grian. That cute bartender at the Plough and Stars.

[edit] Enemies:

Orcs. All of them.

[edit] Gossip

Axxon's favorite battle cry? "I may be small, but I am worthy!"

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